We went shopping at Goodwill today. We turned in four bags of clothes and bought four bags of clothes.

Sleepy time for the girl.

Me and the boy after a long day of work.

I was just told I better be at our organizations fundraiser and it would be a very good idea to bring my wife. I think this means I’m doing my job well.

So I tell my wife that when I called the insurance guy about the accident she had in my car that the insurance guy acted like a dick. What does my wife say: “well what did you do to make him act that way?” It was like parent teacher conferences when the teacher and my mom and dad would all gang up on me.

I want my wife to be on tumblr. I want all you guys to know her and her to post sexy pics. But most of all I want to be able to talk to her (about you guys). Too bad she has no time to be on tumblr and thinks I’m a just some weird guy stalking people on the internet (she doesn’t get tumblr, or does she?)

When does all the fucking crying stop? I’m about to shoot myself.

Does everyone whose in therapy get referred to tumblr?

We were on the way to a wedding this past Saturday in the 90 degree heat. Of course I didn’t bother to bring a jacket although I did have a tie with me just in case. I asked my wife the directions as I knew we were getting close. She said “uh oh you are supposed to be in a jacket otherwise they won’t admit you” I couldn’t believe she was just reading the invitation. We sped back home and it was decided my wife would go to the wedding alone. All was going well except when I got the call that my wife had rear ended a car on the way to the wedding. This was the third accident she has had with my car (none in her own). To make matters worse her insurance card was in her car and my insurance card was in my wallet. So the police officer was nice enough to give me 15 minutes to get there with proof of insurance.

Then on Sunday I was cleaning the gutters and I fell off an eight foot ladder. My back, arm , wrist and ribs are all in extreme pain right now. I didn’t go to ER or to the doc. I hope I don’t regret those decisions. I can’t even bend down to tie my shoes or get into bed. At least I made it into work today so we’ll see how that goes.

Feeding the other animal